if i think i can figure things out, is that curiosity or arrogance?

Yeah, good try, Tony, but the problem with that strategy was that Topher had three different laptops. He placed the one he had already been using off to the side, then hooked it up to another one so that he could fix the keyboard from a different computer. Once it was fixed, he sent back something else. Something that would change all of his new friend's computer alert noises to this.

And then, for good measure, he did the worst thing of all: he sent Tony to TVTropes.