Fortunately, certain mistakes Topher had had in the past kept him from ever using his laptop with the important stuff on it unless he needed to actually use said important stuff. All the worm managed to get was an outdated version of Mario Kart and a couple of Omegle chat logs.

brinkofgenius: EW! Quit it with that!

...The dirty talk was still terrifying. He followed it up with a GIF of an obscene parrot meant to mask the new screensaver he set for Tony's computer: a video of a dog pooping on a baby. Classy as ever, Topher.