BUT -- BUT -- BUT -- WHERE WERE HER CLOTHES, TONY? THEY WERE GONE. INAPPROPRIATE.

This computer was going to need so much repair work after this war was over. In the meantime, he logged on as a guest to avoid the awful pop-ups. Rather than retaliating with something equally obnoxious, he had to ask a question.

brinkofgenius: Dude, I have to ask. Who ARE you? Did Peter put you up to this?