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dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote2012-10-12 09:00 am
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Suite 115 | Banyan Tree Resort, Seychelles | Friday Evening

Well, it had been a pretty slow week for Topher so far, leaving out the safari with Billy and Ace and that weird conversation with Natalie the other day, and maybe a tiny part of him was scandalized and appalled by the fact that some kid he didn't know on the radio had accused him of not being a partier. He was totally capable of partying, okay? Just with people he liked. That was critical.

So what was his solution? That's right. A movie night with some bros.

Well, two bros and a boyfriend. Whatever.

So the beds got pushed together, a thoroughly unreasonable amount of room service was ordered even considering they were four teenage boys, and a really bad movie was on. There were dinosaurs in it, and the dinosaurs had laser guns. That probably said it all.

"I'm sending a copy of this to Ben for whenever he gets to be a person again," Topher declared, leaning forward to grab another handful of Cheetos. "This is gold."

[[for the bros!]]
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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Still a person even without internet," Tony shot back.
dollpocalypse: (!?: could you just-- okay!?)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are we sure that's possible?"
dollpocalypse: (meh: HUH.)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Topher did the mental equivalent of a comedian tapping a microphone to verify that it was, in fact, on.

Hmm.

"Well, not a person who can appreciate fine cinematic classics," he said. "Which was my point."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Suuuure it was," Tony replied, stealing himself a sandwich.
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Topher responded by flicking a fry in Tony's direction. Then nodded at the TV. "So what do we think, better or worse than your Ratman porn?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that fry was being eaten. Tony was classy like that. "Well, the costuming was better in that porn."

Really, Tony?
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: okay FIRST of all)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
"If by 'better' you mean 'more horrifying...'"

Really, Topher? Because some of those dinosaurs were pretty alarming.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
"You're only saying that because there were breasts."

Thank you, Tony. Thank you for clearing that up.
dollpocalypse: (conv: iiiii suppose that could be valid)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Do those count as part of the costume?" That was a disturbing thought. "I was thinking more of those weird see-through socks."

Tights, Topher.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"...panty hose?" Close enough, Tony. Close enough.
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that what they're called? That's the worst name ever." Because he was an expert on these things. "How do they even sell them being called that?"

THEY SOMEHOW MANAGED IT. CRAZY.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, they do very nice things for a woman's legs." Oh, Tony. "Like a push up bra for legs."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
"...that sounds like it would hurt."

How uncharacteristically sympathetic, Topher.

"Someone remind me to not try that next time I'm a girl."
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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"No, the other thing." He was imagining tights as a torture device now, Tony, JUST SO YOU KNEW. "I tried a bra last time. It was weird. Ace helped."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"It made jogging easier." Even though Tony had no bust to speak of as a woman.
dollpocalypse: (lol: mm sorry no)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I did not run into that problem," Topher shared.

Because ahahahaha like he'd voluntarily jog.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"You don't run." He was onto you, Topher.
dollpocalypse: (conv: maybe if you squint?)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Very astute." Which meant yes. "Running is evil."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Not when you're running from danger."
dollpocalypse: (course i didn't put my name on the porn)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-10-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Things I'm Glad I Haven't Had To Do For A While," Topher declared. "Thank you for that, by the way."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
"You're going to need it eventually." Like for the next time they were attacked by flying monkeys or something.
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