"Rake Face," Topher said thoughtfully. "Could be your superhero name."

That was possibly the worst superhero name ever thought up. Seriously.

"Hopefully my parents won't be too weird at Billy," he added. "Or do the song-and-dance of 'Oh my god, our kid actually has a friend.' Did your mom ever do that? Super annoying."

That was probably a more specific issue, Topher.