"Yeah, and Parents' Weekend is always more people our age than actual parents," Topher agreed. "Or sometimes adults who maddeningly refuse to say who they're related to, which is actually somewhat creepy and wow I wish I'd mentioned that to the weird guy who was talking about AI rules and not who he was visiting."

Okay then.

"So wait, do you think Billy is, like, expecting my parents to know we're dating each other?"