"Hang on, wait, you mean you weren't there?" Now you were getting it, Topher. "Dude, not fair! How come I got stuck being attacked by statues without any cell service and you didn't?"

Thaaaat wasn't nice.

"These statues chased me and Ace around a parking lot and zapped us or something," he added in response to her question. "Then I woke up in the woods yesterday, which is apparently five days after the statue thing."