He was sorry! Okay, no, he was not. It seemed like a perfectly logical segue to him! He'd seen a whole ten minutes of a movie about a long-distance couple that sexted to keep the romance alive! ...before changing the channel because, seriously, who wanted to watch that?

"Oh, yeah, it'd be super weird if people saw that," Topher agreed. "Like wasn't there a time we texted while we were drunk and Bobby or someone did a dramatic reading...?"

Possibly not. He tended to remember weird things from booze nights. Probably because of all the booze.