"Nope," Topher said, his face lighting up. "I am dating a girl who was in Scientific American once. Well, 'dating.' It's a complex thing. We one time kissed."

Just wait until the second kiss, Topher! That was the one where Bennett was going to get shot in the head!

...Too soon.

"Anyway, congratulations," he added, waving one hand around. "What's the deal with the kids? You know, robot-wise."