"I most certainly did not," Topher said with a hint of Peter's usual haughtiness. It was not a trait the world needed him to pick up, you guys. DO SOMETHING. "I just... wentdowntothespawithhim. And Ben."

Cough.

"You're a sophomore like me, right?" he asked, peering away from the screen and up at Peter. This was a mistake, as it caused several of his little zombie guys to die tragically. "Noooo!"