Imagine, if one would, a rather large and strong hand smacking Topher directly in the back of the head in an effort to kickstart his brain. Now imagine it was invisible and wrought from Craft.

That was Karla's response to Topher's 'brilliant' idea. "No," she said, and her tone brooked no argument not that that would stop him. "First of all, that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Second of all, touch him and I will break every bone in your hand and then heal them crooked."

Try using a keyboard then, Topher.