"Oh, I wouldn't say that," Karla said archly. Dammit. She was going to have to distract Topher with boobs or something. "It was why my first spar with Professor Max ended with a draw instead of my ignominious defeat, and in Fight Club, I had to wear a special glove, just in case. Tyler, Tony's boyfriend, insisted."

That's right, Karla. You throw that 'Tony's boyfriend' thing out there for him.