dollpocalypse: (fact: dungeon master topher yo)
dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote2011-12-10 11:57 am
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Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to [livejournal.com profile] glacial_witch, [livejournal.com profile] brat_intraining, [livejournal.com profile] harpy_daughter and most especially [livejournal.com profile] not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

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furnaceface: (Fists)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: UH OH, YOUR BOAT IS BROKEN

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-12-10 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
In reply, Jono just held up that character sheet. The one with the three in intelligence on it.

"Pretty bloody stupid."
glacial_queen: (Huh?)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure," Karla said at the same time, frowning. "Topher! How does sex work? Explain it!"
angelo_wings: (should have expected that)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have a Mage Hand and I can use that to bitchslap you," Rinoa said.

That was not what that spell did.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"MMmmm not yet?" Kenzi grinned. "There might be tunnels, though. Gnomes, right?"

You're thinking of dwarves, Kenzi.
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: please don't hurt me!)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"NO," Topher said quickly, holding up both hands. "Don't do that."
dollpocalypse: (neg: facepalm)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Look! A damsel in distress!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"I meant your ali--"

Sigh. Siiiiigh.

"Never mind."
glacial_queen: (Are You For Real?)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is sex illegal too?" Karla asked, looking horrified.
whenshewasnice: (Won't let you in.)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

[personal profile] whenshewasnice 2011-12-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've never heard of a sorceress having wings as a standard feature."

Granted, Natalie didn't come from anywhere with sorceresses.
angelo_wings: ([ros] playful horns)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"That means I'm a celebrity," Rinoa beamed. "I feel awesome now."

See, that totally proved her .... um .....

Where were they going with this, again?
glacial_queen: (Bring It)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How quickly the bonds of sisterhood were shattered. Woe.

TOPHER SHOULD HAVE LET THEM HAVE SEX.

"You'd better have a mage hand," Karla said. "Because otherwise I'd snack your wrist for even trying."
dollpocalypse: (lol: mm sorry no)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nothing."
glacial_queen: (Conversation 3)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: UH OH, YOUR BOAT IS BROKEN

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Make her smarter," Karla suggested. "Rinoa did it with her charisma score when she found out I was prettier."
furnaceface: (Pleasant)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-12-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Too bad you can't remember long enough to feel really good about that," Jono replied, smirking. "Here, Thorgy will buy you a drink with yer snot-rag money. It's the least she can do."
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: holy god no)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"...yes!"

TOPHER DID WHAT HE WANTED.
throughaphase: (hand on chin)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] throughaphase 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"See, that's what I'm wondering," said Kitty. "My unpronounceable character is suspicious."
glacial_queen: (You're Asking For It...!)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"We are NOT leaving my horse behind," Karla said again for the seventeenth time. "She is a special horse and we have a magical bond. Leave the annoying bard behind. And the stupid--no, wait. We need Thorgabella to row. Throw one of the pickpockets overboard. We only need one."
angelo_wings: ([balc] look a shooting star)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bedrystaia Kyrlia the Just," Rinoa said proudly. "She's a half-elf sorceress who is a kidnapped princess and has amnesia."

That sure was a lot of words to say "Mary Sue."
glacial_queen: (Don't You Trust Me?)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Look! A damsel in distress!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"So can I gag her now?"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi pointed at Kitty. "See? There's gotta be a catch somewhere. Is this guy wanted in Gnome Town? Also, Svetlana wants payment up front."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Do you normally play games you think are stupid?" Squall asked. The professor didn't seem like the type.
furnaceface: (Oop!)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: UH OH, YOUR BOAT IS BROKEN

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm... pretty sure that's cheating."

And besides, he kind of liked playing the idiot half-orc. Not that he'd admit that.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi glared. "What's your magic horse going to do when we get there? More nothing? If it can't swim, it shouldn't get to come along!"
glacial_queen: (Yelling)

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"YOU ARE REPRESSING THE SACRED CULTURE OF THE ORDER OF THE GOLDEN GODDESS!"
glacial_queen: (Pouty)

Re: Grab a Character Sheet

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which means that I still get to have it," Karla sulked. "I have to bring it home and give it to the temple."
angelo_wings: ([danc] aha)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"We should have a catfight," Rinoa decided. "One that's all mean and hair-pully and then somehow leads to us having really hot sex. Then I get to be in the order. And next town, I get wine."

IT WAS PERFECT.

Especially because it'd upset Topher.
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