dollpocalypse: (fact: dungeon master topher yo)
[personal profile] dollpocalypse
Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to [livejournal.com profile] glacial_witch, [livejournal.com profile] brat_intraining, [livejournal.com profile] harpy_daughter and most especially [livejournal.com profile] not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]
furnaceface: (Fists)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
In reply, Jono just held up that character sheet. The one with the three in intelligence on it.

"Pretty bloody stupid."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:44 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Huh?)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"I'm not sure," Karla said at the same time, frowning. "Topher! How does sex work? Explain it!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: (should have expected that)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"I have a Mage Hand and I can use that to bitchslap you," Rinoa said.

That was not what that spell did.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"MMmmm not yet?" Kenzi grinned. "There might be tunnels, though. Gnomes, right?"

You're thinking of dwarves, Kenzi.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:47 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Are You For Real?)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"Is sex illegal too?" Karla asked, looking horrified.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:47 pm (UTC)
whenshewasnice: (Won't let you in.)
From: [personal profile] whenshewasnice
"I've never heard of a sorceress having wings as a standard feature."

Granted, Natalie didn't come from anywhere with sorceresses.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([ros] playful horns)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"That means I'm a celebrity," Rinoa beamed. "I feel awesome now."

See, that totally proved her .... um .....

Where were they going with this, again?

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Bring It)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
How quickly the bonds of sisterhood were shattered. Woe.

TOPHER SHOULD HAVE LET THEM HAVE SEX.

"You'd better have a mage hand," Karla said. "Because otherwise I'd snack your wrist for even trying."
glacial_queen: (Conversation 3)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"Make her smarter," Karla suggested. "Rinoa did it with her charisma score when she found out I was prettier."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:51 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Pleasant)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"Too bad you can't remember long enough to feel really good about that," Jono replied, smirking. "Here, Thorgy will buy you a drink with yer snot-rag money. It's the least she can do."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (hand on chin)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
"See, that's what I'm wondering," said Kitty. "My unpronounceable character is suspicious."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (You're Asking For It...!)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"We are NOT leaving my horse behind," Karla said again for the seventeenth time. "She is a special horse and we have a magical bond. Leave the annoying bard behind. And the stupid--no, wait. We need Thorgabella to row. Throw one of the pickpockets overboard. We only need one."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([balc] look a shooting star)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"Bedrystaia Kyrlia the Just," Rinoa said proudly. "She's a half-elf sorceress who is a kidnapped princess and has amnesia."

That sure was a lot of words to say "Mary Sue."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Kenzi pointed at Kitty. "See? There's gotta be a catch somewhere. Is this guy wanted in Gnome Town? Also, Svetlana wants payment up front."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com
"...Do you normally play games you think are stupid?" Squall asked. The professor didn't seem like the type.
furnaceface: (Oop!)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"I'm... pretty sure that's cheating."

And besides, he kind of liked playing the idiot half-orc. Not that he'd admit that.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Kenzi glared. "What's your magic horse going to do when we get there? More nothing? If it can't swim, it shouldn't get to come along!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

Date: 2011-12-10 10:54 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Yelling)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"YOU ARE REPRESSING THE SACRED CULTURE OF THE ORDER OF THE GOLDEN GODDESS!"

Re: Grab a Character Sheet

Date: 2011-12-10 10:55 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Pouty)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"Which means that I still get to have it," Karla sulked. "I have to bring it home and give it to the temple."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:55 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([danc] aha)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"We should have a catfight," Rinoa decided. "One that's all mean and hair-pully and then somehow leads to us having really hot sex. Then I get to be in the order. And next town, I get wine."

IT WAS PERFECT.

Especially because it'd upset Topher.

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