"Of course the wine is good!" Karla said, skipping directly to the important part because omg, she knew. "At least, it had better be. Or Aelthelfrigga Northwynd--" no, that wasn't her name "--will make the tavern keep pay for shorting the good sisters of the Order of the Golden Goddess! With her sword, Blooddrinker!"

One day, Karla was going to learn what a paladin was.