"I just want to learn things!" Topher insisted. He grew louder and more animated as he continued, "Like, why's he blue? Why's Warren have wings and Karla have that poison thing and why would someone cool want to go out with her and what the hell is up with everything outside and why does that toadstool have more spots than the others and SERIOUSLY, DON'T YOU THANK A GUY WHEN HE DUNGEON MASTERS YOU?"

Aaaaaaaaaand breathe.