"Well, then," Jono replied, smiling a little because... shut up, he liked this character, "Thorgabella decides that she doesn't like the cursed woman's incessant chatter, and so, after a failed attempt at trying to convince her in half-orcian interpretive dance to stop talking, she shrugs, pirouettes over to her, and knocks her soundly on the head."

Problem: Solved!