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[dollpocalypse]

Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to glacial_witch, brat_intraining, harpy_daughter and most especially not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

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Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Hey!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"...What?" Squall asked. "Is that wrong? I'm not going to be much use in a fight."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Pickpocketing is my thing! Me!" Kenzi pouted. "Go hide or set a trap or something."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"Wait, are you guys bandits now?" Karla asked, getting confused.

"Aethel--whatever my name is draws her mighty blade! DEATH TO THE BANDITS!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"Don't kill Squall!" Rinoa squeaked in protest.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"I will if he pickpockets me! I'm a holy person! You can't pickpocket holy people!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"If you kill him, then I'll blow your holy person up!"

Never mind that her Mary Sue Elf Princess did not actually know or give a damn about Squall's character.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"Yeah right!" Karla argued. "You couldn't even blow up that tavern!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"CAN YOU BOTH STOP FIGHTING AND KILL THE BANDITS?!?!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"I am trying to arrest them!" Karla said, aggrieved. "And then we will put them on trial and sentence them to death. Legally."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"Then we'll NEVER get to the goblin king!!!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"It won't be a long trial," Karla said. "Ten, twenty minutes, tops. I mean, we have all the evidence right here."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"If we kill them first, we don't need to have a trial," Rinoa observed.

That was not how criminal justice worked, Rinoa.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"Yeah, but I'm a police officer. I have to at least pretend to care."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a bandit, I'm a rogue Halfling," Squall answered. "We're fighting against the bandits, too, just with economics."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"It's my thing, too," Squall told her. "According to this, anyway. How about I pickpocket some, and you pickpocket the others?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi paused, and leaned over to look at his sheet. "Well. Okay. You get the short ones. Easier for you to reach since you're only three feet tall."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall looked at his sheet again. "...What? Really?" He'd missed that. "Is that what 'halfling' means? I thought it was a nationality."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"It's both," Kenzi said cheerfully. "Half-elf, now, that means you're kinda tall and skinny with weird ears, but halfling are the little guys. Great for crawling into air ducts."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"..."

Well, that sucked.

"Are there any air ducts around?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"MMmmm not yet?" Kenzi grinned. "There might be tunnels, though. Gnomes, right?"

You're thinking of dwarves, Kenzi.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what gnomes are," Squall admitted. "They make tunnels?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Yup. Full of diamonds!" Kenzi got most of her knowledge from video games. "Also, they do horrible things to bunnies. Trufax."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"Whatever."