dollpocalypse: (fact: dungeon master topher yo)
dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote2011-12-10 11:57 am
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Base Camp | Special Collections | Laaaaate Saturday Night

Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to [livejournal.com profile] glacial_witch, [livejournal.com profile] brat_intraining, [livejournal.com profile] harpy_daughter and most especially [livejournal.com profile] not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]
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glacial_queen: (Ooooh 2)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ooooh, buuuuurn!"

That was helpful, Karla.
angelo_wings: ([danc] :P!!)

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[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your cult is stupid and I heard the Golden Goddess dyes her hair," Rinoa snapped.
glacial_queen: (Bragging)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine, then you can't have any more of the tithed wine!" Karla announced, tossing her hair. "Or the tithed rations, either. I hope your cut-rate magician--who can't even blow up a tavern can pull rabbits out her hat to eat instead!"
angelo_wings: (should have expected that)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have a Mage Hand and I can use that to bitchslap you," Rinoa said.

That was not what that spell did.
glacial_queen: (Bring It)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How quickly the bonds of sisterhood were shattered. Woe.

TOPHER SHOULD HAVE LET THEM HAVE SEX.

"You'd better have a mage hand," Karla said. "Because otherwise I'd snack your wrist for even trying."
angelo_wings: ([danc] aha)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"We should have a catfight," Rinoa decided. "One that's all mean and hair-pully and then somehow leads to us having really hot sex. Then I get to be in the order. And next town, I get wine."

IT WAS PERFECT.

Especially because it'd upset Topher.
glacial_queen: (Mistress Mayhem)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's a really good idea," Karla said, nodding. "Okay, so, I umm...tackle you to the ground and rip my shirt in the process."
angelo_wings: ([art] love gives you wings)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I writhe, and hiss your name!" Rinoa agreed. "Which I don't remember. And then I try to pull your hair. It's not a catfight without hair-pulling."

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[identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"This isn't helping us with our quest," Squall growled.
glacial_queen: (Chatting on Couch)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"This is the Order's pre-battle ritual," Karla informed him. "Stop oppressing my religion."

Now that she'd showed Squall...

"I lean down and bite you after you pull my hair. Right on the neck. And kind of wrestle with you some."
angelo_wings: ([ros] grinning with a cute hat)

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[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-11 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I really think I like your religion," Rinoa said. "Can I do that thing where it looks like I'm wrestling but I'm really just moaning and grinding a lot? So I'm not really fighting back because I'm getting too turned on?"
glacial_queen: (Thoughtful)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the best religion," Karla said. "It's why it's mine."

She thought for a moment, then nodded. "Okay, so while you're grinding, I reach forward and tear your shirt off. And then look surprised like I totally hadn't meant to do that. And then go to bite you again, except I end up catching your finger in my mouth. And kinda sucking on it."
dollpocalypse: (neg: wary)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
A toadstool flew in Karla and Rinoa's general direction.

"STOP."
glacial_queen: (Tongue)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Karla stuck her tongue out at him. "We're fighting!"
dollpocalypse: (dorky: whiny)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Just stopppppp!" Topher pleaded in a whine.
glacial_queen: (Smug)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Karla ignored Topher, turning again to Rinoa. "Aethelfritters grabs onto...whatever your name is and kisses her deeply. With teeth. Bitey kisses."

Then she glanced back at Topher and said, "See? Mouthfighting."
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: holy god no)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Cue the flailing.

"YOU SAID BITING ISN'T ALLOWED!"

Between him and Warren.
angelo_wings: ([sq] so cute when he blushes)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-11 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I never said biting wasn't allowed," Rinoa countered. "Biting is encouraged. How come you get to make all the rules, anyway?"
dollpocalypse: (!?: can't believe my eyes)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"But Karla said no!"
glacial_queen: (Glare)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I said he wasn't allowed to bite Warren!" Karla said. "And I also told him not to bring Warren up!"
dollpocalypse: (neg: facepalm)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Topher hesitated.

"That's true! You did!"

He was wondering if he should run and hide now.
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