dollpocalypse: (fact: dungeon master topher yo)
dollpocalypse ([personal profile] dollpocalypse) wrote2011-12-10 11:57 am
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Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to [livejournal.com profile] glacial_witch, [livejournal.com profile] brat_intraining, [livejournal.com profile] harpy_daughter and most especially [livejournal.com profile] not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]
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dollpocalypse: (conv: um CHYEAH)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's a glorified equestrian with delusions of law enforcement!" Topher retorted. "And she smells!"

Mature.
selfhelphero: ([neu] please don't kill me)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2011-12-10 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think clerics are allowed to sacrifice paladins. It would go against both of our religions." Also, Karla was scary, hi. "Plus, then her horse would starve and my good alignment just won't stand for that."
glacial_queen: (We are NOT amused)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"They aren't," Karla agreed. "Sacrificing someone is just wrong. Believe me, I know. I was sacrificed on a meat-tree once."

Trufax.
dollpocalypse: (obnox: giving it fake thought)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"By someone awesome, I bet," Topher snarked. "Shame it didn't last."
Edited 2011-12-10 23:40 (UTC)
selfhelphero: ([neu] please don't kill me)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2011-12-10 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Isn't the DM's job to help everyone stay alive?"

You could see how long it had really been since he'd played D&D.
dollpocalypse: (lol: cute as a button)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not her," Topher said maturely, pointing at Karla. "Everyone else, totally."

A beat. Then he pointed at Rinoa.

"Except her."
angelo_wings: ([ros] lollipop)

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[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-10 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"You just can't handle my awesomeness," Rinoa announced. "I'm totally the one winning this game so far."
Edited 2011-12-10 23:58 (UTC)
dollpocalypse: (obnox: yeah but i'm very smart)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're mistaken."

Very, very mistaken.
angelo_wings: ([danc] aha)

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[personal profile] angelo_wings 2011-12-11 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"You should be nice to me," Rinoa said brightly. "Or else I'll drop giant meteors onto your head."

Some days, being a Sorceress was awesome.
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: DUDE!!!!!)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
And Topher was just going to squawk and scramble back. "But -- but -- no!"

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[identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
"...OUTSIDE the camp," Squall insisted.

He knew better than to try and tell her "don't do that".
glacial_queen: (Tongue)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"By a creepy maenad!" Karla said, thumping him in the ear with Craft. "She made people have orgies. I wish you'd been there to be scarred for life."
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: smarter'n everyone in this ro)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"...I wish your face was scarred for life!" Topher retorted.

Give it time. And Amy Acker.
glacial_queen: (Glare)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty sure yours is!" Karla snapped. "At least, that's the only reason I could come up with for it looking like that! Dipped in a vat of acid, maybe?"
dollpocalypse: (!?: okay wait i can fix this)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe!" he yelled. "But -- but -- I still got to sleep with your boyfriend!"

Ex-boyfriend. In the same bed. Partially clothed. Topher, just let it go already.
glacial_queen: (Formidable Stare Grayscale)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"At least I have a--"

Oh. Wait. No. No she didn't.

Karla retaliated by maturely. With an open-handed slap to the face.
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: chew on hand)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
A better genius than Topher probably could have predicted that. And yet.

"What the f--" Ow, that snap to the side actually really hurt his neck. "What is the matter with you!?" he wailed.
glacial_queen: (Angry)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"She smells like divinity!" Karla snapped. "And incense and myrrh and frankincense!"

Karla didn't have a lot of experience with church.
dollpocalypse: (obnox: break this down for you fred)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"She smells like ass," Topher countered.

Then twitched a little. He wasn't sure if the visual had been worth the pride in that remark.
glacial_queen: (*Snerk*)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-10 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your face smells like ass."

OH SNAP. MATURITY-OFF!
dollpocalypse: (spazflail: OK)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-10 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Does not!"
glacial_queen: (Yelling)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Does too!"
dollpocalypse: (!?: v. v. emphatic)

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[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Your face IS ass!"
glacial_queen: (Orders)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-12-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Then stop checking my ass out!" Karla yelled. "Cause I know you like to!"
dollpocalypse: (conv: um CHYEAH)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-12-11 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Good job, Karla. Topher shrieked, high-pitched and long enough to probably raise some eyebrows from way at the other side of camp.

And then he kept going.
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