"Yeah, but it was weird," Topher said, kicking a rock out of the way to keep distracted!Tony from tripping on it. BECAUSE HE CARED. "Like, Pajama Guy played, and so did all these girls, and that blue guy, except when I called him Blue he got all grouchy and Karla punched me and then she and Billy, like, complained at me..."

This explanation could go on a while. Or until he was interrupted.