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In retrospect, deciding to go running with Tony and Billy today was not really a plan worthy of Topher's 'genius' title.
Point the first: Topher sucked at running. He was terrible at it. Just really, really bad. So there was a lot of panting and doubling over with his hands on his knees going on.
Point the second: Tony. Running. Unf.
And point the third: Billy too.
Topher was pretty sure he was going to die.
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Point the first: Topher sucked at running. He was terrible at it. Just really, really bad. So there was a lot of panting and doubling over with his hands on his knees going on.
Point the second: Tony. Running. Unf.
And point the third: Billy too.
Topher was pretty sure he was going to die.
[[for the aforementioned hotasses!]]
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Date: 2012-02-13 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 07:41 pm (UTC)In between pants, he managed in Tony's direction, "How many -- times -- do I have to -- do this before I'm -- allowed to -- help you again?"
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Date: 2012-02-13 07:50 pm (UTC)Tony offered him a bottle of water before stretching his arms out over his head. "This is a short run for me."
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Date: 2012-02-13 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 08:37 pm (UTC)Okay. He could breathe almost normally now. Whew.
"But I suck at it," he complained. "Can't I get a jetpack or something?" Thanks, Pepper.
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Date: 2012-02-13 08:39 pm (UTC)He turned his focus onto Billy instead. Which did not help.
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Date: 2012-02-13 09:44 pm (UTC)"What if the jetpack fails? Or it gets taken away?" he said. "In the end, being able to run away is always the safest bet."
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Date: 2012-02-13 09:49 pm (UTC)What? He'd never seen Billy's stomach before. And it was... nice. Yes.
"Or I could fly with one of you guys?" he pointed out in a slightly strangled voice.
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Date: 2012-02-13 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 10:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 10:12 pm (UTC)"Yeah, I guess that makes sense," he admitted begrudgingly.
A beat.
"Can I get a jet pack anyway just to be safe?"
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Date: 2012-02-13 10:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 10:24 pm (UTC)He was totally talking to Topher, even if he couldn't get his eyes off of Tony.
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Date: 2012-02-13 10:27 pm (UTC)After about two minutes it occured to him that he'd been addressed.
"Uh," he said dazedly. "Sure. Yuh-huh."
He had no idea what he was saying.
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Date: 2012-02-13 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 11:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 11:07 pm (UTC)"Yuh-huh," he said again, dreamily.
It was possible that he needed to be pinched or something.
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Date: 2012-02-13 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 11:41 pm (UTC)But then he didn't. Yay!
"Why are you guys doing this to me?" he moaned as he set off at a jog.
No. He didn't mean the running.
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Date: 2012-02-13 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-13 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-14 12:02 am (UTC)That pretty much meant watching his feet. At least he probably wouldn't trip that way?
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Date: 2012-02-14 12:10 am (UTC)Weird.
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Date: 2012-02-14 12:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
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