dollpocalypse | An Apartment in Port-Au-Prince, Haiti, Sunday Morning

It was morning on day seven of Topher working for Peter, and so far he was finding it to be pretty symbiotic. Work made repression really, really easy, after all, and he was starting to see why Peter was such a workaholic all the time. Skipping out on sleep and meals when he could just tweak code on the holographic desk until things made sense was way better than actually thinking about things.

Granted, the fact that he was working for Peter meant that he did eventually have to speak enough to explain things, which was... not ideal, but it was close to worth it.

"Okay," he said, glancing behind him to Peter, "so here's what I got for you."

His fingers flew over holographic keys on Peter's desk as he ran through a quick and fortunately un-technobabbled explanation of how the new mail filters would work, some quick shortcuts to make gathering intel less of a challenge next time, and finally a few unnecessary and entirely overcomplicated upgrades he'd set up that should make the servers a lot more secure and manageable.

"Got it?"

[[for one, obviously, and SP.]]

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From:

lockestheway

"Oh, don't make me tell you when I'm trying really hard to repress it," Peter said. Despite bringing it up.

Wiggins were really bad at repressing.

From:

dollpocalypse

"You brought it up," Topher pointed out reasonably. "You seriously kissed Karla ? Dude, why?"

Close, Topher.

From:

lockestheway

"I don't know, other me was insane," Peter said, waving it off. "I had a shower and that was the end of it."

From:

dollpocalypse

"Ew," Topher pronounced. "That's almost as bad as the me thing."

Which, considering Topher's drama-queen tendencies, was saying something. Something mean and uncalled-for, but.

From:

lockestheway

"Not me," Peter said, waving it off. "I actually have taste."

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dollpocalypse

"And Karla counts as taste?" TOPHER. "I mean, I guess that's better than putting Billy in jail, but..."

From:

lockestheway

"No," Peter said, and whacked him lightly upside the head. "I mean I have taste. I don't know who that guy last week was, but he was clearly inferior to me."

From:

dollpocalypse

"How do you figure?"

From:

lockestheway

Peter shot him a funny look. "He slept with Karla," he said.

Because really.

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dollpocalypse

"You slept with her?" Topher. Inside voice. "I mean, he -- ugh. Ew." He shuddered. "I guess they would have to be worse versions of us, then."

Yes, Topher. Peter just said that.

"For me too, I mean. I guess."

Edited Date: 2012-08-05 04:22 pm (UTC)

From:

lockestheway

"Now you're getting it," Peter said brightly. "So stop your moping, chump, or I'm going to wind up chucking you out the window."

From:

dollpocalypse

"So you really don't think there's anything weird about, like, sending a robot to drag the guy I'm dating to detention?" Topher checked. "Or possibly mess up his mind, I didn't realty know what he was gonna do at the time. But, like. Forgivable?"

Topher, honestly. Peter was really not the person to ask.

From:

lockestheway

No, seriously. Peter's advice would only make things worse on you, Topher.

"I'd say that since it was one of Fandom's patented 'weird weeks', anyone who'd hold it against you is being a child," said Peter. "They might as well try holding you responsible for the behavior of your cousin or something."

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dollpocalypse

"...I don't have a cousin." TOPHER.

From:

lockestheway

Peter smacked him over the back of the head. "Focus."

From:

dollpocalypse

"Ow!" But justified, yes. "I mean, yeah. Okay. Good." He nodded. "And, you know, sorry for tying you to a chair. I guess."

From:

lockestheway

"Water under the bridge," Peter said. He was feeling very magnanimous right now - Topher should really be grateful that he was willing to be this forgiving.

From:

dollpocalypse

Topher eyed him. "Why are you being so... nice, anyway?"

From:

lockestheway

Peter eyed him. "What, would you rather I rake you over hot coals?" he said. "Because I can do that."

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dollpocalypse

"It'd be more... normal," Topher said suspiciously. "You realty like it here, huh?"

From:

lockestheway

"Well, I don't know, Topher," Peter drawled sarcastically. "I have power, I have influence, I'm actually doing something to make people's lives better and to further my career, I never turn into a pony and I have yet to randomly lose a week of my life simply by being here."

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dollpocalypse

Topher eyed him.

"Well, it's good for you," he assessed. "Except the whole being-tan thing. Looks weird." In his totally professional LA opinion, yes. "Now I wanna get a job somewhere important."

Maybe Black Mesa...?