Suite 115 | Banyan Tree Resort, Seychelles | Friday Evening

[dollpocalypse]

Well, it had been a pretty slow week for Topher so far, leaving out the safari with Billy and Ace and that weird conversation with Natalie the other day, and maybe a tiny part of him was scandalized and appalled by the fact that some kid he didn't know on the radio had accused him of not being a partier. He was totally capable of partying, okay? Just with people he liked. That was critical.

So what was his solution? That's right. A movie night with some bros.

Well, two bros and a boyfriend. Whatever.

So the beds got pushed together, a thoroughly unreasonable amount of room service was ordered even considering they were four teenage boys, and a really bad movie was on. There were dinosaurs in it, and the dinosaurs had laser guns. That probably said it all.

"I'm sending a copy of this to Ben for whenever he gets to be a person again," Topher declared, leaning forward to grab another handful of Cheetos. "This is gold."

[[for the bros!]]

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[dollpocalypse]

"He has no internet," Topher pointed out. So...

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Still a person even without internet," Tony shot back.

[dollpocalypse]

"Are we sure that's possible?"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"...pretty sure."

[dollpocalypse]

Topher did the mental equivalent of a comedian tapping a microphone to verify that it was, in fact, on.

Hmm.

"Well, not a person who can appreciate fine cinematic classics," he said. "Which was my point."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Suuuure it was," Tony replied, stealing himself a sandwich.

[dollpocalypse]

Topher responded by flicking a fry in Tony's direction. Then nodded at the TV. "So what do we think, better or worse than your Ratman porn?"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Well, that fry was being eaten. Tony was classy like that. "Well, the costuming was better in that porn."

Really, Tony?

[dollpocalypse]

"If by 'better' you mean 'more horrifying...'"

Really, Topher? Because some of those dinosaurs were pretty alarming.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"You're only saying that because there were breasts."

Thank you, Tony. Thank you for clearing that up.

[dollpocalypse]

"Do those count as part of the costume?" That was a disturbing thought. "I was thinking more of those weird see-through socks."

Tights, Topher.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"...panty hose?" Close enough, Tony. Close enough.

[dollpocalypse]

"Is that what they're called? That's the worst name ever." Because he was an expert on these things. "How do they even sell them being called that?"

THEY SOMEHOW MANAGED IT. CRAZY.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Well, they do very nice things for a woman's legs." Oh, Tony. "Like a push up bra for legs."

[dollpocalypse]

"...that sounds like it would hurt."

How uncharacteristically sympathetic, Topher.

"Someone remind me to not try that next time I'm a girl."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Push up bras?"

[dollpocalypse]

"No, the other thing." He was imagining tights as a torture device now, Tony, JUST SO YOU KNEW. "I tried a bra last time. It was weird. Ace helped."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"It made jogging easier." Even though Tony had no bust to speak of as a woman.

[ultron_junior]

"That's like philosophy," Victor observed. "If a geek doesn't have internet, is he still a geek?"

[dollpocalypse]

Huh. "Well, even without internet, he does have a spaceship, so that qualifies him, I guess," Topher said thoughtfully. "But if he was some random kid in, like, Montana or something whose parents had never heard of routers, then I'd have to say no."

Profound.

"Thoughts?"

[ultron_junior]

"Oh, wow, you're making me think," Victor groaned, not really minding it in the least. "Um, okay, kid in Montana can still be a geek if he says he's a geek. But he might sort of be a geek on probation."

[dollpocalypse]

"First sports game he watches, it's over?" Topher guessed.

[ultron_junior]

"Sure, let's go with that," Victor decided, in part because he was distracted by the movie. "Okay, I can buy dinosaurs with laser guns, but is that chick supposed to look like she's falling in love with one or is she just a bad actress?"

[dollpocalypse]

"I think this might be the one where the girl was dating the cameraman?" Topher guessed. "Or she just thought the costume was really cool."

[ultron_junior]

"It is a pretty cool costume," Victor said thoughtfully. "Wouldn't make me fall in love with somebody, but what do I know?"