Room 307, Monday Morning
Sep. 12th, 2011 07:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dollpocalypseFor the first time since that time last week in Tony's room, Topher woke up naked.
Which... was the least of his problems once his memories flooded back. Tony. Ben. Nate. All of the anonymous "clients" from his past. It was completely horrifying, and the memory alone gave him what appeared to be a nervous tic of the neck spasm variety.
He didn't think he'd actually... followed through. He remembered flirting and -- oh god, KISSING, but then it got fuzzy and he remembered things like Kotex and Bounty. Did that mean he had... used those things? That didn't seem to make sense. But that hardly mattered, did it, when he had DONE THINGS! Things with -- guys!
"Oh, god," he muttered. "I was in love with Tony!"
Yeah, he was going to hide in bed today. ALONE.
[[OOC: Door is closed, post is open. I'm actually moving today, holycrapwtf, so expect extreeeeme SP.]]
Which... was the least of his problems once his memories flooded back. Tony. Ben. Nate. All of the anonymous "clients" from his past. It was completely horrifying, and the memory alone gave him what appeared to be a nervous tic of the neck spasm variety.
He didn't think he'd actually... followed through. He remembered flirting and -- oh god, KISSING, but then it got fuzzy and he remembered things like Kotex and Bounty. Did that mean he had... used those things? That didn't seem to make sense. But that hardly mattered, did it, when he had DONE THINGS! Things with -- guys!
"Oh, god," he muttered. "I was in love with Tony!"
Yeah, he was going to hide in bed today. ALONE.
[[OOC: Door is closed, post is open. I'm actually moving today, holycrapwtf, so expect extreeeeme SP.]]
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Date: 2011-09-12 12:48 pm (UTC)After a quick glance around the room to see if there was anything unexpected going on, he decided it was a great idea to stare at the ceiling. "Are you naked?" he asked.
[OOC: Going to work shortly, but I HAD to.]
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:02 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:12 pm (UTC)Really, Topher? You don't say.
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:14 pm (UTC)[I flee!]
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:17 pm (UTC)"I think I had a lot of sex."
[[Have a good daaaaay!]]
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 10:31 pm (UTC)He shuddered to think of it!
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Date: 2011-09-13 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-13 12:51 am (UTC)That came out differently from how he'd meant it, but it was still true.
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:45 am (UTC)"Ew!" was Topher's eloquent reaction, proving that he really did say exactly what he thought. "Still. Guess drug pusher's better than..." He fumbled awkwardly with his hands. "Prostitute... thing."
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-13 02:49 am (UTC)Come on, Dave. Topher was far too immature for coffee.
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-13 03:00 am (UTC)Then he thought about all the people he had never wanted to see naked before this weekend but had accidentally managed to, and he relented.
"OKAY. FINE." And he pulled his blanket up over most of his body.
You're welcome, Dave.
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Date: 2011-09-13 03:04 am (UTC)Still, it actually was one of the nicer things Topher had done since they'd been roommates, so he wasn't going to complain too much.
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Date: 2011-09-13 03:05 am (UTC)Naptime, please.
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Date: 2011-09-13 12:50 am (UTC)"Topher? I brought cake!"
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Date: 2011-09-13 01:02 am (UTC)Wait, no. It was Kenzi, and she didn't even have the accent anymore. Topher scrambled for a pair of boxers, hopped awkwardly into them, and then hurried to the door.
"Yeah?"
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Date: 2011-09-13 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-13 01:12 am (UTC)He finally opened the door. "Hi," he grumbled.
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Date: 2011-09-13 01:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-13 01:35 am (UTC)...He'd missed the island hijinks, yep.
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Date: 2011-09-13 01:41 am (UTC)She'd had him hosed off! And hit him with a Nerf Bat! and... the rest of it, ewww.
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:47 am (UTC)Was it bad that she hoped he'd still help her with the campaign? Probably.
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:48 am (UTC)A part of him feared Nerf bat retaliation if he said the name.
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:50 am (UTC)Yeah, if he called her Babulyeh, she was going to get out a rubber chicken, never mind a Nerf Bat. No talking about that. Or the Tony thing.
So. Much. Booze. Needed. "So I'm gonna leave, let you actually get clothed, 'cause you should do that, and I'm not making you shower, and then when you're done with the video you can swing by my room and drop that puppy off." She how she slid that in there?
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:53 am (UTC)Because everyone gave up products of hard work to their former pimps without a fight.
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:54 am (UTC)"You roooock," Kenzi crowed. "Band-aids and foodstuffs, when I get back!"
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:56 am (UTC)Okay, fine, that had gone fairly well.