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Topher, ladies and gentlemen, was not having a great morning.

His morning (or afternoon, really) started out with a loud groan of protest against just about everything. Then, before his eyes could even open but just as the events of last night started to come back to him, he shrieked.

And then his ankle throbbed and he shrieked again.

Ohhhh, god. Oh god oh god oh god. Today was THE WORST EVER. He thought about getting up and taking something to get rid of that horrible headache of his, not to mention the severe ankle pain, but... didn't. He just rolled over onto his stomach and whimpered quietly into the pillow.

[[Post is as open as open can be! Door is closed but unlocked.]]

Date: 2011-09-23 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
If he was, he'd get a bouncy 'hey.'

Kenzi was scolding as she opened the door. "Topher! Security! These locks are lame, but you can at least make the token effort." She wandered over with a glass of something large and red-based in one hand, and toast and a spray bottle of water gripped in the other. "Drink this."

Because that always ended so well.

Date: 2011-09-23 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Yes you do." Kenzi glanced at it. "It's not blood or anything. Just something to make you recover." And pay back the vomiting. Both! It was magic like that!

And oh, right, she had. Oh well. "You've been awake a while, you should have fixed that. Aren't you glad I didn't leave you in a Common Room for anyone to find and draw on?"

See! She looked out for him!

Date: 2011-09-23 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Why? You didn't even declare your love for him," Kenzi said, perplexed. "Or tell him he smelled like laundry."

That had been funny!

It was milk, orange juice, blueberries, strawberries, bananas, a handful of vitamins and ibuprofen, and cayenne pepper. That last was mostly also for the funny.

Date: 2011-09-23 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Driiiiink it," Kenzi threatened, then read the text and laughed. Whoops. "Yeah, he's pissed. Make him another special to-order spy-thingy and he'll get over it, I'd guess. Or, you know. Make you pay some other way." She grinned. "How's your ankle?"

Date: 2011-09-23 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Like Play-Dough! Which was one reason Kenzi liked hanging out with him.

"Make you hack somewhere he's interested in, or build him an android duplicate so he can be two places at once," Kenzi said promptly. "Or shave your head. One of those."

Date: 2011-09-23 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Don't worry, Topher. I'll make sure the right parties will be held responsible."

Which meant she'd throw him under the bus if Peter was *really* pissed, but might not if she was feeling generous. "I won't let you die."

There were always escape and rescue plans!

Date: 2011-09-23 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Yes! And that he was bad at sex," Kenzi said helpfully. "But that didn't make it on the Radio."

Like? Yes? Sort of? The way you like someone who was essentially harmless and funny, even if they could be massively irritating. After all, that was one of Kenzi's things, being irritating.

Date: 2011-09-23 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Peter, Tony... Ben?" Yes, that was right. "You told him he smelled like laundry. Which, I hate to break it to you, Topher, but most people like the smell of fresh-from-the-dryer clothes. And..." Oh yeeeah. "Irish Guy? Nate?"

Really, she should've stopped him. "I was pretty buzzed. Maybe I'm remembering wrong."

Date: 2011-09-23 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Of course you do." It was stuff like that that allowed her to torture him with impunity, even if she did like him. "...and yes, yes you did. Only you said you should be friends! Not kissing!" See, wasn't that so much better?

Date: 2011-09-23 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Kenzi chortled and pushed the hangover remedy again. "Seriously? Ha! That takes some guts." Heee. "What was it he 'showed you', anyway?" Out of consideration for his sensibilities, Kenzi did not get more explicit than: "His thing?"

Date: 2011-09-23 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Action under the dessert table?" That sounded like a weird euphemism even to Kenzi, but she ignored that. "Because Tony and I were mean, yeah, I remember that. So now you want to be friends. Or not."

Then she poked Topher. "You vomited on me. Do you remember me telling you you were going to get hit?"

Date: 2011-09-23 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Oh that was just sad. Sad, Topher. Sad.

"Okay. You're learning to duck. Since you learned that so well, we'll consider it that I hit you without hitting you." Kenzi unfolded to get to her feet, then poked him again. "Dry cleaning bill. For my clothes. You're paying it, dude."

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