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[dollpocalypse]

Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to glacial_witch, brat_intraining, harpy_daughter and most especially not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

Comments

Re: Grab a Character Sheet

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Nothing!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[throughaphase]

"Fifteen," she negotiated.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: OKAY YOU'VE REACHED LA-- HOLY CRAP THAT'S LAVA.

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"Is anyone immune to fire?" Squall asked. He could be, in real life, if he wanted to, so it didn't seem all that strange for one of the characters to have elemental resistance.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[selfhelphero]

"Are you going to be able to hold your liquor? I don't know if I can cure hangovers," Billy teased.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Twenty, and any magic objects for re-sale," Kenzi proposed.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: UH OH, YOUR BOAT IS BROKEN

[selfhelphero]

"I don't know, how big is the hole? Can we stick someone over it? There's some bigger folks, right?"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"Yes!" Karla declared, ignoring the 'lawful' (and possibly the 'good') part of her alignment. "My sacred duty to the goddess is more important that worldly laws."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi toasted him with her Diet Coke. "I'm Russian. Uh. I'm a Russian half-elf. We can always hold our pretend liquor."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[throughaphase]

She thought about this.

"Deal."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"It won't be a long trial," Karla said. "Ten, twenty minutes, tops. I mean, we have all the evidence right here."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"No! None of that!" Topher protested hastily. "Um, that's against the game rules! The OOC ones!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: OKAY YOU'VE REACHED LA-- HOLY CRAP THAT'S LAVA.

[whenshewasnice]

"No, but I have 'nature sense'," Natalie reported after looking over her sheet again. "What is that? Is that something you could use against lava?"

Lava was... a part of nature. Yes.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Yes!" Kenzi beamed. "And healer guy Billy is coming along, to heal us up." Or at least heal up Kenzi. Kitty might have to negotiate for that. "He likes wine."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[glacial_queen]

"That's a really good idea," Karla said, nodding. "Okay, so, I umm...tackle you to the ground and rip my shirt in the process."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[dollpocalypse]

Topher nudged him. "You should just sacrifice Aethelreda Northclyf," he whispered, nodding in Karla's direction. "Then you'll be safe."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[throughaphase]

"Please don't make me hurt you over Ke$ha," Kitty pleaded. "I don't even know you."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"He should not!" Karla said, throwing one of the dice at Topher's head. "Aethapocalypse is a CHAMPION of JUSTICE! And a choses handmaiden of a goddess! And a paladin-police-officer!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: UH OH, YOUR BOAT IS BROKEN

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"The Orc broke it, the orc gets to be the plug," Kenzi suggested. "Also, she can kick her legs like a propeller that way."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

[glacial_queen]

"You're not a real person anymore than my horse is!" Karla argued.

...She did mean Kenzi's character. But still.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"If we kill them first, we don't need to have a trial," Rinoa observed.

That was not how criminal justice worked, Rinoa.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Sea Travel!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"HEY!" Kenzi reached out to poke Karla again. "Is this real? Is this real?!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: UH OH, YOUR BOAT IS BROKEN

[glacial_queen]

They were the bitchiest pretend couple ever.

"Tell that to your thighs in those hideous diamond boots!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[throughaphase]

"Aaploe-" Kitty was not going to be mastering that name tonight. "-uh, Rangers them. Which considering these fighting skills I think means she gets to kick their asses? Anyone? Anyone?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[dollpocalypse]

"She's a glorified equestrian with delusions of law enforcement!" Topher retorted. "And she smells!"

Mature.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: OKAY YOU'VE REACHED LA-- HOLY CRAP THAT'S LAVA.

[angelo_wings]

"Is that ... that kind of sounds like you can sense nature," Rinoa said, frowning. "Like, yup, that's totally lava. It has to be something less dumb than that, right? Because that's dumb."

This was not intended to be an aspersion on Natalie, or her character. Just how fucking stupid half these spells were. Where were things like Meteor when you needed them?