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[dollpocalypse]

Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to glacial_witch, brat_intraining, harpy_daughter and most especially not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

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Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[dollpocalypse]

Sad. You've set off through the city and, woe, encountered some bandits. What do you do!?

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"Can I kill them?" Rinoa asked. "Wait, is this a trick question? Will I get arrested if I kill them? You said that weird guy in the pajamas couldn't drink. Murder's probably way more illegal than drinnking."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whenshewasnice]

"It's not murder if it's in self-defence," Natalie pointed out. Offering them a glimpse into her concept of morality while doing so, probably. "Besides, I think being a bandit might be illegal too."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"Does this game have police we can call?" Squall asked. "If not, it doesn't really matter."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"Besides, if the police come to arrest us, we can just run," Rinoa said. "Or break out of jail or something. So let's blow up these guys."

Rinoa was a bit fuzzy on morality, but she was pro-carnage.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"My character..."

Squall looks down at his character sheet, considering his options. Fighting the bandits didn't seem to be one of them.

"...sneaks up behind them and picks their pockets?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Hey!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"...What?" Squall asked. "Is that wrong? I'm not going to be much use in a fight."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Pickpocketing is my thing! Me!" Kenzi pouted. "Go hide or set a trap or something."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Finally! Some action! I am going to sing them to sleep and then stab them in the face until they're all dead," Deadpool said cheerfully.

"Ke$ha works, right?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whenshewasnice]

"You're not going to actually sing this time, right?"

After the ABBA, Natalie felt it important to check.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...well, this is roleplaying. I feel it necessary to really get into character."

And he liked Ke$ha, so...

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[whenshewasnice]

Natalie shook her head. "I don't think we feel it's necessary for you to get that into character."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[dollpocalypse]

"Please don't," Topher pleaded.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Britney Spears?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[angelo_wings]

"I think you should sing," Rinoa said brightly. "Just because it'll piss off everyone else."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[throughaphase]

"Please don't make me hurt you over Ke$ha," Kitty pleaded. "I don't even know you."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[selfhelphero]

"I'm...going to stand in the back and wait for you all to get hurt so I don't have to," Billy said.

Okay, maybe there were some perks to this cleric thing.

"Oh, I can probably protect, like, one of you. If you're going to make with the stabbing." Woe for only being Level 1.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[dollpocalypse]

Topher nudged him. "You should just sacrifice Aethelreda Northclyf," he whispered, nodding in Karla's direction. "Then you'll be safe."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[glacial_queen]

"He should not!" Karla said, throwing one of the dice at Topher's head. "Aethapocalypse is a CHAMPION of JUSTICE! And a choses handmaiden of a goddess! And a paladin-police-officer!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Remember who bought you drinks!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[selfhelphero]

"Yes! You will be the first saved. Or, if you don't get hurt, I'll heal whoever you want." This was clearly why he was only neutral good.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[throughaphase]

"Aaploe-" Kitty was not going to be mastering that name tonight. "-uh, Rangers them. Which considering these fighting skills I think means she gets to kick their asses? Anyone? Anyone?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Go Aaploe!" Kenzi cheered. "And Svetlana stabs them in the ear if they look like they might get up!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King: BANDITS!

[throughaphase]

"Seriously, what does a Ranger do? Because if I'm preventing forest fires, I'm doing it heavily armed," she said.