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[dollpocalypse]

Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to glacial_witch, brat_intraining, harpy_daughter and most especially not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

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Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"Of course the wine is good!" Karla said, skipping directly to the important part because omg, she knew. "At least, it had better be. Or Aelthelfrigga Northwynd--" no, that wasn't her name "--will make the tavern keep pay for shorting the good sisters of the Order of the Golden Goddess! With her sword, Blooddrinker!"

One day, Karla was going to learn what a paladin was.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[angelo_wings]

"Okay, that bit sounds like fun," Rinoa said. "Do I have to swear an oath or cut off my pinky or something?"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"We have to have sex," Karla decided. In no small part to break Topher's brain. "It's an order dedicated only to females. We really embrace the bonds of sisterhood."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[angelo_wings]

"Okay," Rinoa agreed readily. "So we -- wait, uh, how does that even work?"

Did that mean they had to have sex? Because as hot as Karla was, that was probably a bad idea what with Squall sitting right here and everything.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"I don't think that's how it's supposed to work," Squall told them. Angrily and forcefully.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"I'm not sure," Karla said at the same time, frowning. "Topher! How does sex work? Explain it!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"NO," Topher said quickly, holding up both hands. "Don't do that."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"Is sex illegal too?" Karla asked, looking horrified.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"...yes!"

TOPHER DID WHAT HE WANTED.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"YOU ARE REPRESSING THE SACRED CULTURE OF THE ORDER OF THE GOLDEN GODDESS!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

A mature exclamation like that deserved a mature response.

"AM NOT!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[angelo_wings]

"Hey, Karla, wanna break the law?" Rinoa chimed in. "I don't think I'm lawful anything."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"Yes!" Karla declared, ignoring the 'lawful' (and possibly the 'good') part of her alignment. "My sacred duty to the goddess is more important that worldly laws."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"No! None of that!" Topher protested hastily. "Um, that's against the game rules! The OOC ones!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"Where are these rules?" Karla asked suspiciously. "Let me see them."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"They were eaten by the black cloud," Topher informed her. "Pretty sad, really."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[angelo_wings]

"Can that be our new quest mission?" Rinoa asked. "We're fighting to defeat the gnome king so that I can join her order?"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"Well, you're not playing, so..."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[glacial_queen]

"That means yes!" Karla supplied for him.

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

"NO!"

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[angelo_wings]

"We're secret undercover agents, sent to oppose the wizard-guy's orders and destabilize the GM's control," Rinoa decided. "By having lots of sex."

Re: Tavern: Get Your Mission

[dollpocalypse]

Topher flailed. "No!" he exclaimed. "You're not! You're gonna go... sit in that corner! Over there! Away from her!"

Someone lacked the authority he thought he had, oh yes.