Dorm Grounds, Saturday Evening

[dollpocalypse]

For all the complaints that people were making about the weather, there were at least two Fandom students who seemed oblivious to the snow on this particular Saturday.

Of course, they weren’t quite aware that they were Fandom students at this particular moment, because they were far too busy battling pythons and alligators.

“What, are you stupid? Hit its jaws with the thing!” yelled Dr. Nikki Riley, gesturing to an invisible (but very menacing) alligator snapping at her cohort’s feet. At the same time, Nikki whacked a large python with what appeared to be a large woolly mammoth bone she’d found in the snow. The python hissed and slithered off.

The invisible, invisible python.

Park Ranger Terry O'Hara knew this entire mess was Riley's overly blond fault and wasn't about to let her make things worse! She had a duty to uphold. A duty to the parks. Sure, she'd given alligators some steroids, but that was all in the course of her duty!

"This is all your fault!" Terry let her know. Because it needed to be done.

[[Oh god, so open. And horrible.]]

Comments

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Who is Tony?!" Terry was very dramatic, okay? "You have to get somewhere safe! They're everywhere!"

Look at all that snow! That dangerous snow!

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

"That's snow," Juliet said slowly, as sensibly as she could manage. "And you're Tony. Is this some kind of improv exercise? Am I breaking your concentration?"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Snow? In the Everglades?" Don't be silly, Juliet.

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

"Those are in Florida," Juliet said, still confused. "Right?"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Of course they are! That's where we are too!"

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

"Not unless the island moved again, which it did not," Juliet shot back. "So."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Island? What are you even talking about? I'm a park ranger!"

...well, she was.

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

"Nuh-uh!" came the elegant retort. "You're a geek. What is wrong with you?"

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Am not!" Oh, still mature it seemed.