Dorm Grounds, Saturday Evening

[dollpocalypse]

For all the complaints that people were making about the weather, there were at least two Fandom students who seemed oblivious to the snow on this particular Saturday.

Of course, they weren’t quite aware that they were Fandom students at this particular moment, because they were far too busy battling pythons and alligators.

“What, are you stupid? Hit its jaws with the thing!” yelled Dr. Nikki Riley, gesturing to an invisible (but very menacing) alligator snapping at her cohort’s feet. At the same time, Nikki whacked a large python with what appeared to be a large woolly mammoth bone she’d found in the snow. The python hissed and slithered off.

The invisible, invisible python.

Park Ranger Terry O'Hara knew this entire mess was Riley's overly blond fault and wasn't about to let her make things worse! She had a duty to uphold. A duty to the parks. Sure, she'd given alligators some steroids, but that was all in the course of her duty!

"This is all your fault!" Terry let her know. Because it needed to be done.

[[Oh god, so open. And horrible.]]

Comments

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"...she is mannish," Terry agreed with evil glee. HER FIANCE WAS DEAD.

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"I mean, he's not even trying to pass as a girl," Dave said. "Just a guy with messy hair."

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"And a bad dye job." Oh, Dave. You're so catty.

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't go that far," Dave said.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"...I would." Terry frowned, glaring over at Nikki. "She killed my fiance!"

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"And how did she do that?" Dave asked.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"By releasing pythons that somehow mutated and grew to unreasonably large sizes." IT MADE PERFECT SENSE.

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I can see how that would be an issue," Dave said.