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[dollpocalypse]

Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to glacial_witch, brat_intraining, harpy_daughter and most especially not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

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Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[dollpocalypse]

Some genius bought something that is now cursed to eat all your shoes. SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[furnaceface]

"... My bad," Jono intoned, grimacing a little. "Thorgy didn't think those crocs would be so hungry."

Thorgy, mind, was a little dim.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[angelo_wings]

"I liked those shoes!" Rinoa huffed. "Bedrystaia Kyrlia the Just had awesome diamond-studded boots that looked amazing with her outfit and now we're all gonna have to be barefoot!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[furnaceface]

"Well, it isn't as though she did it on purpose." A beat. "And I think those boots made her thighs look a little thick."

So there, Rinoa. So there.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[glacial_queen]

"Ooooh, buuuuurn!"

That was helpful, Karla.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[angelo_wings]

"Your cult is stupid and I heard the Golden Goddess dyes her hair," Rinoa snapped.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[glacial_queen]

"Fine, then you can't have any more of the tithed wine!" Karla announced, tossing her hair. "Or the tithed rations, either. I hope your cut-rate magician--who can't even blow up a tavern can pull rabbits out her hat to eat instead!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[angelo_wings]

"I have a Mage Hand and I can use that to bitchslap you," Rinoa said.

That was not what that spell did.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"MY ROLLER SKATES!"

Yes, Deadpool was sobbing at the loss.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[furnaceface]

"How would Dazzler look in croc shoes, I wonder?"

More or less hilarious than she looked already?

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Like Mario Batali!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[furnaceface]

Jonothon considered this for a moment.

"Needs more sausages."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And more ginger hair," Deadpool added, straightening up now that his sobbing fit was over.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall looked at his character sheet again. "It says I'm good at hiding. Can I hide so they don't eat my shoes?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[furnaceface]

"I think you've got to roll for that."

Again with the rolling. At least Jono was attempting. Kind of.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"No one ELSE has to," Squall pouted. "Maybe this game was a bad idea."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[furnaceface]

"I could've told you that an hour ago," Jono snorted. "But it's keeping people's minds off of things."

So... it wasn't all that terrible.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

...

"Good point."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Our shoes? Seriously?" Pfftt. "One of you magic types freeze them or something!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[glacial_queen]

"I charm the eaty things!" Karla said. "They don't want to eat my shoes!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi poked her. "Do it for the rest of us! C'mon! Or we'll never get there, and you can't take on the gnome king yourself!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[glacial_queen]

"I'm still not entirely convinced you're not a bandit!" Karla said, poking back.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Dude, I'm real! Not a made-up person played by Topher! I'm not a bandit!" More poking. It was a long time coming, really. Kenzi was hyped on caffiene. "How do we know you're not a spy for the gnome king?!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[glacial_queen]

"Because the Order of the Golden Goddess stands against the evil gnome king and everything he stands for," Karla said, smug. "Everyone knows that."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Everyone knows that," Kenzi mocked back, scowling and taking another big slurp of Coke. "Fix my shoes! Please."