dollpocalypse: (fact: dungeon master topher yo)
[personal profile] dollpocalypse
Okay. The world was maybe almost over. Topher was more than a little freaked.

So out came the dice and the cape, and after making a quick annoucement, he set up at a toadstool with some character sheets for some pre-apocalyptic Dungeons and Dragons.

Kid had priorities.

[[OCD is up! Yep, idea stolen from Buffy 7x22, "Chosen." Anyone can play, and if you want to ICly be talked into it, lemme know and I'll have Topher get naggy. I have an AIM chat for this if you wanna pop in -- rpwithinanrpyegods. Have fun!

OH, and a million thanks to [livejournal.com profile] glacial_witch, [livejournal.com profile] brat_intraining, [livejournal.com profile] harpy_daughter and most especially [livejournal.com profile] not_a_parakeet for humoring me and teaching me how this works. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.]]

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 09:56 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (UM.)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"... My bad," Jono intoned, grimacing a little. "Thorgy didn't think those crocs would be so hungry."

Thorgy, mind, was a little dim.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 09:59 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([edea] holy shit wtf (nt))
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"I liked those shoes!" Rinoa huffed. "Bedrystaia Kyrlia the Just had awesome diamond-studded boots that looked amazing with her outfit and now we're all gonna have to be barefoot!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:01 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Crossed Arms)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"Well, it isn't as though she did it on purpose." A beat. "And I think those boots made her thighs look a little thick."

So there, Rinoa. So there.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:13 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Ooooh 2)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"Ooooh, buuuuurn!"

That was helpful, Karla.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:22 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([danc] :P!!)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"Your cult is stupid and I heard the Golden Goddess dyes her hair," Rinoa snapped.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:25 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Bragging)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"Fine, then you can't have any more of the tithed wine!" Karla announced, tossing her hair. "Or the tithed rations, either. I hope your cut-rate magician--who can't even blow up a tavern can pull rabbits out her hat to eat instead!"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:45 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: (should have expected that)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"I have a Mage Hand and I can use that to bitchslap you," Rinoa said.

That was not what that spell did.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:49 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Bring It)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
How quickly the bonds of sisterhood were shattered. Woe.

TOPHER SHOULD HAVE LET THEM HAVE SEX.

"You'd better have a mage hand," Karla said. "Because otherwise I'd snack your wrist for even trying."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:55 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([danc] aha)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"We should have a catfight," Rinoa decided. "One that's all mean and hair-pully and then somehow leads to us having really hot sex. Then I get to be in the order. And next town, I get wine."

IT WAS PERFECT.

Especially because it'd upset Topher.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 11:14 pm (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Mistress Mayhem)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
"That's a really good idea," Karla said, nodding. "Okay, so, I umm...tackle you to the ground and rip my shirt in the process."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 11:45 pm (UTC)
angelo_wings: ([art] love gives you wings)
From: [personal profile] angelo_wings
"I writhe, and hiss your name!" Rinoa agreed. "Which I don't remember. And then I try to pull your hair. It's not a catfight without hair-pulling."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com
"This isn't helping us with our quest," Squall growled.

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Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"MY ROLLER SKATES!"

Yes, Deadpool was sobbing at the loss.
Edited Date: 2011-12-10 10:02 pm (UTC)

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:15 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Pleasant)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"How would Dazzler look in croc shoes, I wonder?"

More or less hilarious than she looked already?

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:22 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Nice Hair Though)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jonothon considered this for a moment.

"Needs more sausages."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"And more ginger hair," Deadpool added, straightening up now that his sobbing fit was over.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:30 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Lopsided Look)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"She had it dyed hot pink the last time I saw her," Jono shared, helpfully. "Looked bloody ridiculous."

... More than usual. Somehow.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"More than usual? Really? Are you sure that's possible?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:38 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Stalky)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"She was wearing motorcycle chaps that turned into suspenders."

So yes.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com
Squall looked at his character sheet again. "It says I'm good at hiding. Can I hide so they don't eat my shoes?"

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:06 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Hmm.)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"I think you've got to roll for that."

Again with the rolling. At least Jono was attempting. Kind of.

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverknight.livejournal.com
"No one ELSE has to," Squall pouted. "Maybe this game was a bad idea."

Re: Embark: To the Gnome King!: Cursed Objects!

Date: 2011-12-10 10:32 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Lopsided Look)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
"I could've told you that an hour ago," Jono snorted. "But it's keeping people's minds off of things."

So... it wasn't all that terrible.

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